My name is Kellie.
When I type that into my online email program, it tries to autocorrect.
“Did you mean ‘Killer’?” it says.
Killer was the name of a neighborhood stray that lived on my grandma’s porch.
Killer was a big black labrador mix. Killer was old and very friendly.
Killer had no teeth. Everyday my grandma would cook Killer mac and cheese for lunch.
“No, autocorrect, my name is NOT ‘Killer’!”